Call it “karma,” “cosmic justice,” or just good old fashioned “irony,” but sometimes the facts of life are so strange that it is a struggle to accept them as real. Only earlier today did Teddy Stick report about radicals leaving razor blades inside of dog treats which they leave peppered around the community to kill the “filth” of canines. Now it seems that fate has stepped in as another “impure” animal that gets hatred from Islam, the lowly pig, has their revenge upon the terrorist cell.
USA Today is reporting that ISIS militants were “setting up an ambush” in the northern part of Iraq when an angry herd of “stampeding boars” charged the group, killing three. The chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, said that five other militants were also injured as the poetic justice was carried out. The victory is even more enjoyable when it is understood that ISIS had planned to attack tribespeople who the terrorist group removed from their rightful homes in Hawija three years prior. They live in the mountains in hiding today, yet ISIS still pursues them.
“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” the Chief said. ISIS is confirmed to have butchered 25 innocents from the tribe who had tried to escape their oppressive sharia caliphate. Not content to steal their homes, now ISIS is trying to slaughter those who gave up all that they owned and fled. Regarding that attack, al-Assi stated, “We know that a massacre took place in Hawija district through our sources. This will not be ISIS’s last massacre against citizens.”
Hopefully, it shall not be pigs only massacre aginst ISIS fighters, either. They area already off to a remarkable start.